It’s the middle of December, on one of those cold, rainy, slush filled nights. Your shoes are soaked through right down to your socks, filling the air with the sounds of “Shpllsshh” on every step. You finally make it home through hours of traffic, only to find the electricity gone cold. Could it get any worse? It doesn’t have to, if this little guy is waiting just beyond your front door. Give him some cheese, a kind word, and he’ll keep you warm as long as you need him.
Monthly Archive for November, 2008
Peter had a bad day at the office. He hasn’t slept it days. He’s in dire need of some Visine. The only thing that’s working for him is his pants. Oh his checkered pants! When ever he’s feeling blue, his pants will save the day. He puts them on both legs at a time. He could conquer small countries wearing these pants, and father many children. On the outside, he may be down trodden, but on the inside, his pants have filled him with jubilation.

