You’re 30 minutes into your third and final interview. You feel like you’ve genuinely bonded with the two VP’s at the table, but the CEO has been reserved and unreadable. While thinking of what you can do to impress her, you notice the VP to your left lean to one side ever so slightly. You know that lean. You’ve seen it before. Hell, you’ve done it before. Up wafts a potent, must-filled odor that assaults your senses into nausea. You quickly avert your gaze, hoping this will diminish the attack. As you look away, you notice the CEO staring directly at you, disgusted. “It wasn’t me!!” you want to scream, but junior high experience taught you it will do no good. A gentle breeze clears the room, taking all hope of future employment with it.
Monthly Archive for December, 2008
Kirk always had the worst timing imaginable. On their drive over to redeem their free Sears Portrait sitting, he decides to inform Cynthia he’s finally had enough of teaching those snot nosed brats how to climb a rope in gym class. It’s time he fulfilled his life long dream of opening his own business. With the fashionable rise of 1970’s style beards and mustaches being all the rage right now, he’s sure the next hot thing to re-emerge is luxurious and well groomed chest hair. His custom line of organic chest hair grooming products, his views on curling vs. straightening, and his own majestic chest-mane are all sure fire ingredients to a successful business.
Cynthia isn’t too sure.
He’s sorry. Really! He didn’t mean it. He got caught up in the excitement of it all. It started off small, and he thought no one would notice. But eventually, things just got out of hand. He’s shined his shoes, put on his best red bow tie, and is going door to door apologizing. Will you? Can you forgive him?


