Dr. Susse
They say you are the best, and have helped all the rest -
The turtle named Yertle, The old cat with the hat.
I was fine with the hair, being blue I’d not care.
Oh but Doc, what a shock!
Could you please, with the greatest of ease,
Stop this grass, which grows outta my ass?
Alfred Higgins Jr.
From the day he was born, Alfred Higgins Jr was the the spitting image of his father. Everything from his wild porcupine eyebrows and trumpet ears, to his razor sharp shoulders and baby bottom chin. Though by no means handsome, Alfred was curiously never unlucky in love. His secret? The famed Golden Top Hat of Yorkshire.