I Need this Like a Bug in My Ear

I Need this Like a Bug in My Ear

Francis woke up the morning of his big date unable to hear out of his right ear. He poked and prodded, he jumped and he shook, but the hearing didn’t come back. It had been a long time since he had a night on the town with someone, and he wasn’t going to let this stand in his way.

The date was going remarkably well. As they finished up dessert, Francis had a sharp, popping pain in his ear, and suddenly he could hear again! Things were certainly looking up… until his date ran out of the restaurant screaming. After realizing he had just given birth to a locust through his ear canal, he decided he couldn’t blame her.

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